CHRISTMAS DINNER

Now there's a big fat turkey or maybe a ham,
Round fluffy biscuits all covered with jam,
Blackberry, huckleberry, mince and pumpkin pies.
If you don't watch out, you're gonna doube your size.

Mommy's in the kitchen, and Daddy's at the tree,
Little boys and girls all shouting with glee.
Granny sets the table, everyone's in place
When she says, "Come and get it", you really see a race.
     
     Look at the jiblit gravy
     And the big brown drumstick.
     Daddy says, "Don't get the tummy ache,
     Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake."

There's a floating custard and pudding too,
Oodles and oodles for me and you.
I'll say one thing, and you must agree,
What a happy, happy time Christmas dinner can be.
     
     Look at the jiblit gravy
     And the big brown drumstick.
     Daddy says, "Don't get the tummy ache,
     Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake."

Now we're all together, what bountiful fare,
Mother sits down next to baby's high chair.
Daddy folds his hand and bows his head,
Let's all give thanks for the blessings we have.